no-notcookware:

yawpkatsi:

I disturbed his nap

schuylerpeck:

I don’t want to work a 9-5, I want to go hiking and be in love

sourdoughstarter:

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

ashstfu:

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

shiopomu-remade:

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

997:

hes so hot

fujisquad:

I wonder if people notice that I wear the same pair of jeans literally all the time.

apiologies:

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

burningarbiterheart:

freekicks:

loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…

bonus:

(shoutout to @eralkfang​ and @reserve​ for the idea!) 

I CANT BREATHE

mosticonicposts:

officialcrow:

sonypraystation:

robcanvas:

sonypraystation:

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

certified iconic post

disregardcanon:

pastabot:

reblog if your birthday is not today

serpentineplanesjumper:

spookjam:

serpentineplanesjumper:

APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.

cuddlydemons:

its-always-philly-in-sunidelphia:

tumblr:

me:

I sat here… like an absolute dumbass…

rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now